It's hard to be the only Mancat of the house.
Firstly, Xanthe never wants me around and keeps swearing at me when I get too close to her. I've tried to explain to her that I just want to play and be loved. But she keeps having a go at me and then I get upset and start to chase her around the house. I don't mean to but what is the only Mancat of the house to do?
Secondly, Nishiko doesn't always want me around. She's nicer with me and will let me play with her a little or sit close to her at times, but she says I'm just too boy-like for her. I think she means that I can get a little rough and I get carried away with playtime. I don't mean to but what is the only Mancat of the house to do?
Thirdly, it's hard to be the only mancat of the house because Mummy calls me her 'Baby Boy' and smothers me with kisses and cuddles because I'm the youngest in the house. I tell her that I'm not a baby anymore and that being a Mancat requires... Erm... lots of cuddles but less kisses? But what is the only Mancat of the house to do?
Thankfully, I can go to Daddy with all my problems and we can spend some Man to Mancat time together.
Purrs and Buttheads